You know you are from DELHI when.....
1. you drink only on Monday , Wednesday and Thurday to Sunday evenings.And try not drinking on Tuesday
2. treating a friend means - Daaru Shaaru te kabbab shabbab.
3. even in the most posh colonies, you hear, “Aloo lelo !!!, Bhindi le lo!!!! Pyaaz le lo !!!!, Tamatar le lo……”
4. And you hear women asking the vegetable vendor “Bhaiyaa dhaniya harimirchi nahi diya!” [Even with Half a kilo Carrot - Dhania & Hari Mirch is
expected free ]
5. a place to meet is Mocha, CCD, Barista, Hookah
6. you use the word “setting” or “jugad” at-least once a day.
7. you have not visited either of - Qutub Minar, Red Fort, Lotus Temple.It is for tourists .
8. You ride on the cycle rickshaw - haggle over the price but still pityrickshaw wallas’ condition and give him what he asked.
9. You glare at people who call Gol-Guppas- Pani Puri!
10.you always ask the vendor “Bhaiya yeh Gol-Guppe Aate ki hai ya Soojike?”
11.schooling is best in Delhi not because of CBSE but because……You’vehad school canceled thrice due to cold in winters &summer vacations
pre-poned due to sudden increase heat in Summers and at least two Rainy Dayoff during Monsoon
12. You have been to a wedding at a Mehrauli farmhouse at least once.
13. you understand all important words in Punjabi & punjabi “helpingverbs” like teri maa di, teri bahen di… oye madar … oye
bahen …
14. You call the waiter in the restaurant “boss” or “Pappey” & tack on”yaar”/ “bhai” to almost every sentence.
15. you know that Pappay Da Dhaba or Kakkay Da Hotel has better butterchicken than Taj. You’ve at least tried it once! And you see a BMW, a
Porsche OR a Mercedes parked outside it!
16. You describe practically every other person on the planet as “Vella”.(’Idle’ or Nikamma)
17. You seeMiddle Aged Aunties wearing Gucci shades and holding LV bagshaving Gol-Gappas in GK or Bhelpuri in South Ex along with Diet Coke !
18. you call every stranger ‘Bhaiya’
19. You refer to East Delhi as “Jamuna Paar”.
20. You refer to AIIMS as Medical.pretty girls as Totta, Maal or Bamb(Punjabi for Bomb)
21.aashiq mizaz boys as Majnu ki Aulad !
22.You overtake everyone from the wrong side and stare into his/her eyeswhile doing so.
23.you have at least two cars and a motorcycle at home
24.and you have fought at least once every month with neighbors overparking…
25. you park your Car and take a Auto-rickshaw to Lajpat nagar / rajouri/kamla nagar/ karol bagh. But CP , you dont get parking space easily , yet
yougo always in your own vehicle
26. You’ve hit 120 kmph at Nelson Mandela Marg and waited for midnight todo it.
27. you have bribed a traffic policeman at-least once - every month.
28. You know that a farmhouse has nothing to do with cattle or farming. Itis luxurious hangout for whole night.
29. You use “contacts” (jugad) for everything, from getting movie ticketsto restaurant bookings to playschool admissions.
30. You have had Anda parantha outside Vikram hotel and Bun Omelet atDhaula Kuan, Kulfi at Karol Bagh , Gol Gappe at India Gate, Dosa at Madras
Hotel and Chaat at Chandini Chowk !
31. Metro rail is your Pride but you travel in your Car.
32. you call people from north east chinkis
33. you think EVERY South Indian comes from ‘ Madras ‘ and is Madrasi.
34. You feel indicating which way you are going to turn your vehicle is aninformation security leak.
35. you are a good driver coz you are correct in your Guess of what thedriver in the front vehicle will do.
36. the only time you went to the Chidiya Ghar (Zoo) was on a schoolpicnic.
37. you expect around 10 FM STATIONS in every city! Woohoo!
38. DESPITE all the good and bad……..You still Love Delhi
ARE YOU FROM DELHI?
2. treating a friend means - Daaru Shaaru te kabbab shabbab.
3. even in the most posh colonies, you hear, “Aloo lelo !!!, Bhindi le lo!!!! Pyaaz le lo !!!!, Tamatar le lo……”
4. And you hear women asking the vegetable vendor “Bhaiyaa dhaniya harimirchi nahi diya!” [Even with Half a kilo Carrot - Dhania & Hari Mirch is
expected free ]
5. a place to meet is Mocha, CCD, Barista, Hookah
6. you use the word “setting” or “jugad” at-least once a day.
7. you have not visited either of - Qutub Minar, Red Fort, Lotus Temple.It is for tourists .
8. You ride on the cycle rickshaw - haggle over the price but still pityrickshaw wallas’ condition and give him what he asked.
9. You glare at people who call Gol-Guppas- Pani Puri!
10.you always ask the vendor “Bhaiya yeh Gol-Guppe Aate ki hai ya Soojike?”
11.schooling is best in Delhi not because of CBSE but because……You’vehad school canceled thrice due to cold in winters &summer vacations
pre-poned due to sudden increase heat in Summers and at least two Rainy Dayoff during Monsoon
12. You have been to a wedding at a Mehrauli farmhouse at least once.
13. you understand all important words in Punjabi & punjabi “helpingverbs” like teri maa di, teri bahen di… oye madar … oye
bahen …
14. You call the waiter in the restaurant “boss” or “Pappey” & tack on”yaar”/ “bhai” to almost every sentence.
15. you know that Pappay Da Dhaba or Kakkay Da Hotel has better butterchicken than Taj. You’ve at least tried it once! And you see a BMW, a
Porsche OR a Mercedes parked outside it!
16. You describe practically every other person on the planet as “Vella”.(’Idle’ or Nikamma)
17. You seeMiddle Aged Aunties wearing Gucci shades and holding LV bagshaving Gol-Gappas in GK or Bhelpuri in South Ex along with Diet Coke !
18. you call every stranger ‘Bhaiya’
19. You refer to East Delhi as “Jamuna Paar”.
20. You refer to AIIMS as Medical.pretty girls as Totta, Maal or Bamb(Punjabi for Bomb)
21.aashiq mizaz boys as Majnu ki Aulad !
22.You overtake everyone from the wrong side and stare into his/her eyeswhile doing so.
23.you have at least two cars and a motorcycle at home
24.and you have fought at least once every month with neighbors overparking…
25. you park your Car and take a Auto-rickshaw to Lajpat nagar / rajouri/kamla nagar/ karol bagh. But CP , you dont get parking space easily , yet
yougo always in your own vehicle
26. You’ve hit 120 kmph at Nelson Mandela Marg and waited for midnight todo it.
27. you have bribed a traffic policeman at-least once - every month.
28. You know that a farmhouse has nothing to do with cattle or farming. Itis luxurious hangout for whole night.
29. You use “contacts” (jugad) for everything, from getting movie ticketsto restaurant bookings to playschool admissions.
30. You have had Anda parantha outside Vikram hotel and Bun Omelet atDhaula Kuan, Kulfi at Karol Bagh , Gol Gappe at India Gate, Dosa at Madras
Hotel and Chaat at Chandini Chowk !
31. Metro rail is your Pride but you travel in your Car.
32. you call people from north east chinkis
33. you think EVERY South Indian comes from ‘ Madras ‘ and is Madrasi.
34. You feel indicating which way you are going to turn your vehicle is aninformation security leak.
35. you are a good driver coz you are correct in your Guess of what thedriver in the front vehicle will do.
36. the only time you went to the Chidiya Ghar (Zoo) was on a schoolpicnic.
37. you expect around 10 FM STATIONS in every city! Woohoo!
38. DESPITE all the good and bad……..You still Love Delhi
ARE YOU FROM DELHI?
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